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    2008-02-04 - I'm Not Dead!!!!
    2008-01-29 - The Wonder Of Gilbert!!!
    2007-09-05 - "Where's My Bag?"
    2007-08-13 - Jump, Jump!!
    2007-08-10 - New!!! 101 Things.
    2007-08-08 - Come and Take A Trip With Me........
    2007-08-07 - He's a Horny Smurf, But He's MY Horny Smurf!!
    2007-08-01 - No Comment? No Worries!
    2007-07-31 - Spider-Jo, Spider-Jo.....Does Whatever A Spider-Jo Does
    2007-07-26 - :-(
    2007-07-25 - A Real Moany entry, You're gonna love it!!!
    2007-07-18 - The Story Of The Ceiling
    2007-07-13 - You Decide
    2006-12-19 - Hmmmm, its Betchy doing things she shouldnt do while drunk. again.
    2006-12-05 - Sitonmyrightear meets Matthew Candle Lover
    2006-12-04 - A Few Goes Up The Nose I S'pose!!!!!
    2006-12-01 - My Boy Is So bored!
    2006-11-30 - I Feel I Have Entered An Alternate Universe Where Everything Is Locked.
    2006-11-28 - Everything you have needed to know for months, but have been to afraid to ask.
    2006-07-19 - Quick update
    2006-05-04 - It's All Over!
    2006-04-23 - Bloody Kids!!!!
    2006-04-19 - I'm Sexed Up!! That's What Makes A Difference Today!
    2006-04-14 - There's Poison Running Through Her Veins
    2006-04-13 - sad
    2006-02-25 - It Was A Slap In The Face, How Quickly He Was Replaced!!!!
    02-07-2006 - Isnt modern technology a wonder?
    2005-12-26 - "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
    2005-12-24 - Theres only one more sleep till Christmas!!! thats not ver original, as i did this last year. oh well!
    2005-10-26 - Well I Did It!
    2005-10-25 - Sigh
    2005-10-19 - Damned if I do....Damned if I Don't
    2005-10-18 - There He Is Again Knocking On The Window!!!
    2005-10-17 - Me and My DAVIE!!!
    2005-09-01 - Here's Prince Edward and his lovely wife........Griff Rhys Jones.
    2005-08-31 - i am a lesbian.
    2005-08-29 - Its Me!! Yes Me Betchy!!!!!
    2005-06-30 - This is where I am!
    2005-06-20 - theres a party over here.......
    2005-06-17 - just do it!!!
    2005-06-16 - much better today thanks.
    2005-06-15 - Still down.
    2005-06-14 - random
    2005-06-13 - once again, i'm stuck and dont know what to do. why cant my life be easy?
    2005-06-10 - you dont see THAT every day!
    2005-06-09 - i'm a junkie
    2005-06-09 - new......my reviews
    2005-06-08 - dont come into MY house!!!
    2005-06-07 - i have no class.
    2005-06-06 - dont come a knocking.....
    2005-06-03 - Becky's got a date!!
    2005-06-01 - Me and My Chicken
    2005-05-31 - my weekend (not)
    2005-05-26 - THANK YOU!
    2005-05-25 - slap me please, i'm a minger
    2005-05-24 - "Macho Macho Man.....He'll Never Be, A Macho Man"
    2005-05-23 - tell me
    2005-05-23 - a little bit of this, and a little bit of that, and shake your bum
    2005-05-20 - If you wanna know, what was in my Mums boob, It's just a cyst (Thats what it is)
    2005-05-19 - Betchy's survey
    2005-05-19 - Please let my Mum be ok
    2005-05-18 - help me.....please!!!
    2005-05-17 - Oh, The Laughter!!
    2005-05-16 - Tom Cruise eat your heart out!!!!
    2005-05-13 - Big Brother!!!!
    2005-05-12 - i'm keeping it real!!!
    2005-05-11 - nosebleed
    2005-05-10 - just a quickie......to let you know the score
    2005-04-29 - Mallen. Why do i like Mallen? help me!
    2005-04-28 - shockingly, i am a Fat Bird and i do eat! that right ladies and gents, Fat Birds eat too!!!
    2005-04-27 - you all missed my birthday!!!
    2005-04-26 - Clarity's Questions
    2005-04-25 - i'm BACK baby
    2005-04-08 - i am so over men
    2005-04-07 - question time volume 3
    2005-04-06 - question time volume 2
    2005-04-05 - busy as a buzzy bee
    2005-04-04 - question time volume 1
    2005-04-01 - this entry has no title. because its not a real entry.
    2005-03-31 - you think i'm gorgeous, you want to date me!
    2005-03-30 - cant keep the pace.......
    2005-03-24 - its all going on......
    2005-03-18 - sorry
    2005-03-17 - My Fave Songs - The Full List
    2005-03-15 - i thought i saw a Wizzamond!
    2005-03-11 - dilemma
    2005-03-09 - attack of the RAR!!!!
    2005-03-08 - all about Mallen, and his weird and wonderful ways.
    2005-03-07 - i saw a beaver this weekend. he was out drinking. oh, sorry that was actually my ex-boyfriend
    2005-03-02 - i am talking and talking in this one. there is a lot of info, but i cannot be arsed to be funny. you can read it if you care what i have been doing.
    2005-02-27 - i am sooooooo drunk
    2005-02-21 - 5 days to go chick!
    2005-02-18 - i am so fucking boring its unreal.
    2005-02-16 - i just dont know.....
    2005-02-15 - "See You Later, Mate!"
    2005-02-10 - its all good, babe
    2005-02-09 - busy
    2005-02-09 - boring? me? never!
    2005-02-08 - i. hate. me. i am crap. crapper than crap.
    2005-02-01 - What my diary says about me (in the words of my buddies)
    2005-01-28 - what do you think of me?
    2005-01-27 - to "x" or not to "x". that is the question.
    2005-01-26 - "Girlfriend!"
    2005-01-21 - a little text can make all the difference....
    2005-01-19 - I Remember
    2005-01-18 - now that a scary thought!
    2005-01-17 - he's a wanker, he's a wanker......
    2005-01-14 - name that tune
    2005-01-14 - attack of the crazy-arse woman
    2005-01-12 - i'm a fat slut part 2
    2005-01-11 - i'm a fat slut part 1
    2005-01-10 - he's a twat. we don't love him.
    2005-01-07 - i'm a model, you know what i mean....
    2005-01-06 - my my, kiss kiss.
    2005-01-05 - i should've stopped this happening.
    2005-01-04 - this could well be my longest entry ever. just pre-warning.
    2004-12-30 - Happy New Year (for Saturday)
    2004-12-24 - 1 more sleep till christmas!!!!!!
    2004-12-23 - 2 more sleeps till Christmas
    2004-12-22 - 3 more sleeps till Christmas
    2004-12-21 - only four more sleeps till Christmas!!!
    2004-12-16 - P.S
    2004-12-16 - 9 more sleeps till Christmas!!!
    2004-12-15 - 10 more sleeps till christmas!
    2004-12-14 - 11 more sleeps till christmas!
    2004-12-10 - 15 more sleeps till christmas!
    2004-12-09 - 16 more sleeps till christmas!!!!!!!
    2004-12-08 - i love Sharon!
    2004-12-06 - pop socks
    2004-12-03 - quickie
    2004-12-02 - *HUGS*
    2004-12-01 - short holiday
    2004-11-29 - its just, a little crush!
    2004-11-26 - my fave buddies
    2004-11-19 - its one extreme to another
    2004-11-18 - more photo's!
    2004-11-18 - now take heed....this a very VERY long entry. but its all quite interesting.
    2004-11-12 - it's my work birthday!
    2004-11-11 - thanks for the compliments honeys
    2004-11-10 - PHOTO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2004-11-09 - i had a dream last night.....
    2004-11-08 - gee betchy, could you BE more embarrassing?
    2004-11-04 - bus journey from hell!
    2004-11-03 - COME ON PEOPLE! GET YOURSELF NOTICED!
    2004-11-03 - charmed, i am sure!
    2004-11-02 - theres catwoman, theres batman, now there is fenton the catman!
    2004-11-02 - a little survey
    2004-11-01 - isnt she lovely?
    2004-10-29 - toilet terrors
    2004-10-28 - apologies, clarification, incorrect song lyrics, and a really, really crap film.
    2004-10-27 - angry and bitter entry, you have been warned!
    2004-10-26 - Man United are the scum of the earth!
    2004-10-22 - bit of a touchy subject today..... please feel free to leave me your opinions!
    2004-10-21 - singing a song of knickers
    2004-10-20 - locked in!!!
    2004-10-19 - i dont want to leave. please dont make me!
    2004-10-18 - he's in the clear!
    2004-10-15 - why does it always rain on me?
    2004-10-14 - moan, moan, moan
    2004-10-13 - to date, or not to date?
    2004-10-12 - yuck!
    2004-10-07 - persisting down with rain
    2004-10-05 - oops, sorry didnt mean for it to be this long!
    2004-10-01 - do you love me?
    2004-09-30 - proud to be british!
    2004-09-30 - peeved
    2004-09-29 - i'm sorry for my lack of dedication, lack of notes, lack of everything! i am so sorry!
    2004-09-28 - early to bed...
    2004-09-27 - my rings
    2004-09-24 - dirty rotten scoundrels
    2004-09-23 - random stories of drunk shenanigans. enjoy!
    2004-09-23 - why?
    2004-09-22 - doom, gloom and baby buttons
    2004-09-20 - make room for mushrooms
    2004-09-17 - my old man's a dustman!
    2004-09-16 - unemployment? my fave!
    2004-09-15 - please, trim my arse beard
    2004-09-14 - my ju-ju
    2004-09-13 - fenton, diva with a 'tude!!!
    2004-09-10 - you love it!!!!
    2004-09-09 - the wonder of cliff!!!
    2004-09-08 - spooks, whooo!!!
    2004-09-07 - my reviews
    2004-09-07 - random funniness
    2004-09-06 - little annoyances
    2004-09-06 - guess who's back?
    2004-08-27 - no regrets, they dont work, no regrets, they only hurt.
    2004-08-26 - i am woman, hear me wail!!!!
    2004-08-25 - who's the craziest girl in town? betchy!!!
    2004-08-24 - quick!!! get an update in while there is no customers. tell them about your weekend! oh shit customer just walked in. better make it a short one then!
    2004-08-20 - short and sweet. sorry.
    2004-08-19 - interview
    2004-08-19 - another review
    2004-08-18 - haunted by the hoskin family
    2004-08-17 - what, in the name of arse, is going on?
    2004-08-16 - oh deary me, me mother caught a flea!
    2004-08-13 - the story of my username
    2004-08-13 - i can see a nasty spider, creeping up on you! no, wait its not a spider, its the green eyed monster! and its about to attack!
    2004-08-12 - ahhhh, he does care after all
    2004-08-12 - u.k translations
    2004-08-11 - sad story, be prepered to feel depressed.
    2004-08-10 - you fucking WHAT!?!?!
    2004-08-09 - please, god, say it aint so!!!
    2004-08-06 - welcome to my home town........
    2004-08-05 - play the guess the lyrics game!!!
    2004-08-04 - 101 things about me!!!
    2004-08-03 - are you ready for record long entry? because we have got one right here!! stop reading now if you only have five minutes to spare!!
    2004-07-28 - less than nothing. less than nothing to say, have done bugger all, lets see if this title makes it at being longer than the entry....... not quite, but almost!!
    2004-07-27 - izzy wizzy lets get busy!!
    2004-07-23 - raining cats and frogs
    2004-07-22 - fentons a hero!!!! and a few rants....
    2004-07-21 - i am locking this shit up!!!!!
    2004-07-20 - get out!!! get out dammit!!!
    2004-07-19 - i can see lights!!! pretty, pretty lights!!
    2004-07-16 - request, request!!!!
    2004-07-15 - musings and random crap which you should probably ignore
    2004-07-14 - becky, i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    2004-07-13 - i want to be a reviewer!!!!
    2004-07-12 - don't dare me to do things when i am drunk, because i will do them!!!!
    2004-07-09 - little legs and me.....
    2004-07-08 - up the stream without a paddle
    2004-07-06 - the spidereth doth maketh the stalkereth
    2004-07-05 - three nights of drunk, two outings with fenton, and a piece of crackling!!
    2004-07-01 - catwoman!!!
    2004-06-30 - feltham massive, the feltham crew!!
    2004-06-25 - yeah, so i'm fat, sue me!!
    2004-06-24 - i miss cliff!!!
    2004-06-23 - there's a hole in my.....
    2004-06-22 - 4-2 to the england boys!!!
    2004-06-21 - i suck!!!!! (apparently)
    2004-06-18 - I am so happy today
    2004-06-18 - hakin yakin
    2004-06-17 - sound as a pound
    2004-06-16 - these are a few of my favourite songs.......(to the tune of favourite things)
    2004-06-15 - damn you heskey!!!
    2004-06-11 - oh, what a night!!!
    2004-06-10 - please say a prayer...
    2004-06-09 - goodbye mcdonalds, hello salad.....
    2004-06-08 - hellooooooo fenton!!!!
    2004-06-08 - the stars of the show!!!!!!
    2004-06-08 - i'm going on a diet!!! yes me!!! can you adam and eve it??
    2004-06-07 - fenton's got a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!
    2004-06-04 - a pom with panache
    2004-06-04 - base in the place!!
    2004-06-03 - who's the boss???
    2004-06-02 - just call me owlie........
    2004-06-01 - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    2004-06-01 - will you marry me???
    2004-05-28 - friday fenton-ness
    2004-05-28 - big up the bigness
    2004-05-28 - gagging for it!!!!
    2004-05-26 - pulling mussels from a shell
    2004-05-25 - i love...............
    2004-05-25 - 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps
    2004-05-24 - are you blind?
    2004-05-21 - ooh, my stomach just skipped a beat!!!
    2004-05-21 - i love being fat (coz it sure feels good)
    2004-05-21 - what shall i do, what shall i do?
    2004-05-20 - bored, fed up, and pissed off!!!!!!
    2004-05-19 - mornings here!!!!!!
    2004-05-18 - fuming
    2004-05-18 - auntie flo
    2004-05-17 - i am so sorry for anything i may have said or done to cause offence.....
    2004-05-14 - this weekend i will be mostly.............
    2004-05-14 - during the war...........
    2004-05-13 - harmony
    2004-05-13 - leggsy loo, what to do?
    2004-05-13 - pass the soap please!
    2004-05-12 - joey baby, you're my sexy baby, can i get drunk with youuuuuuuu!!!!
    2004-05-12 - what you playing at foolish?
    2004-05-12 - what would you do?
    2004-05-11 - if i fall, will you catch me?
    2004-05-11 - hey fatty boom boom
    2004-05-11 - you do something to me......
    2004-05-10 - this is my life as it stands
    2004-04-30 - adios (for 10 days anyway)
    2004-04-30 - ah, the joy of payday
    2004-04-30 - another exciting evening on clifton road......
    2004-04-29 - fenton fenton i love youuuu
    2004-04-29 - ok, so heres the plan...........
    2004-04-29 - here kitty kitty
    2004-04-28 - and his name is............
    2004-04-28 - poor me
    2004-04-28 - boring mcboring
    2004-04-28 - shaun of the dead
    2004-04-27 - sorry, my brain appears to have fallen out
    2004-04-27 - its in his kiss (i think)
    2004-04-27 - fun night
    2004-04-26 - R.I.P
    2004-04-26 - chicken soup and me
    2004-04-26 - who the f*** is alice??
    2004-04-26 - QUIET WEEKEND
    2004-04-23 - signing off
    2004-04-23 - the gorgeous one has landed
    2004-04-23 - whoops i did it again
    2004-04-23 - unexpected invitation
    2004-04-22 - what not to do
    2004-04-22 - why oh why do i do it???
    2004-04-22 - brief encounter
    2004-04-22 - mad as a hatter
    2004-04-22 - greetings and salutations!!

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