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Me and The Maf also were drinking these shots called bakewell tarts (I love my job sometimes because I can get badgered for free), which were delicious. They had ameretto, lime and grenadine in them and they actually tasted like a bakewell tart. Yum.

Anyhoo, They all waited for me to finish work and then we all went to the Cabot. Joey Baby had said she was going home in time for Match Of The Day because "Ian really wants to watch it with me", gag me with a tent pole, but she didnt. I dont know why she even entertained the thought that that might happen. They were playing ridiculously excellent music such as, and brace yourselves because these are belters.
PJ and Duncan - Lets Get Ready To Rumble (Yes you read it right)
Kriss Kross - Jump
5ive - If You're Getting Down
Spice Girls - Wannabe
And many other Treats besides. I usually Hate Cabot with a passion, but I just danced like an idiot on twat tablets, and forgot where I was.

Until. Me and Joey Baby went outsidse for a cigarette (I was going to say "Fag" but I realised some of readers are American and that would mean you would think I went outside for a homosexual, which wasnt the case at all) And I headr someone going "Oh my God Lisa look who's behind you, that fat ugly slag" And it was Jody. You will have to go here to read all about the history, but basically she started on Joey Baby, because a few years ago when Jody was having a go at me, Joey Stuck up for me, and Jody's mum got involved and Joey headbutted her. Wrong, yes. All because of me? Yes. But, what I couldnt understand was that it was 4 YEARS AGO!! Jody has seen myself and Joey many many times since then, and has never said a word. She didnt even have a go at me this time, and in all fairness, I was the one sleeping with her boyfriend, not Joey. I think she's too scared to say anything to me in case I tell her a few things she doesnt want to hear. Anyway, it got a bit nasty, and Jody went for Joey, and they were kind of brawling, I jumped in to stop it, and the bouncer grabbed ME!! Then (and this was quite amusing) Jonah (who I used to go out with ), grabbed Joey to stop it all and Joey shouted "Get Off me fucking horrible Jonah!" Which really would have made me laugh had we not been in the middle of a bitchfight.

The thing is I totally understand why Jody did it. I understand that she is angry that Jason had an affair with me. I understand that she is angry her Mum got caught in the crossfire. I understand that she stayed with Jason and forgave him because she loves him, and love conquers all and all that. I even understand that she will always blame me for it all happening, and to make herself feel better she probably imagines that I had a gun to Jasons head and made him have sex with me hundreds of times. What I cant understand is why she would start on Joey 4 years after the incident took place. And why, she would start on Joey when I'm stood right next to her. The whole thing started because of me!!! I take full responsibility, I was out of order, I should never have fallen in love with her boyfriend and let him, not just break my heart, but completely crush, shatter and destroy it! I really wish, and I'm not just saying this, but I wish she would just give me a smack in the mouth. I think it would finally give her some closure, and then maybe we could all fucking move on.

Anyway, even after all that it didnt put a downer on the evening. We just relocated to the dance floor and did some more crazy dancing, the most notable performance being the 4 of us jumping around to "Mr Brightside", with me and Joey both with our hands across our chests to hold our tits down and prevent black eyes. Happy days.

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