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So here is my new 101 things.

1. My full name is Rebecca Elizabeth Tomkins.
2. I am 25 years old.
3. My DOB is 16/11/81
4. I have 3 younger sisters.
5. I am currently living with my Mum (The Cliffmeister General) and my Step-dad Rog.
6. I have 2 jobs, I work at a pub and an office, and do in excess of 60 hours a week.
7. I have been with my boyfriend Stan for almost 14 months.
8. I love my boyfriend very much.
9. No seriously.
10. I used to be one hell of a slut.
11. I've actually slept with 44 men.
12. And one girl.
13. Although I used to be a slut, I have never cheated on anybody in my life.
14. And I never would.
15. I'm currently undergoing therapy for self harm.
16. But I'm not crazy!! Not in a mental way anyway.
17. I like a good drink.

18. I have a tendency to complete any dare I am given when drunk.
19. This is why half of Weston has seen my baps.
20.Weston-Super-Mare is where I live. Its where they hold T4 on the beach.
21.I'm quite fat.
22.But I dont mind it.
23. Neither does my boyfriend.
24. My boobs are a 38 E.
25. I am absolutely addicted to American sitcoms. I love all the oldies and the current ones.
26. If I could look like anyone it would be Kaley Cuoco (Bridget, 8 Simple Rules), but with my wangers, because she has none. But she is beyond hot!!!
27. I absolutely hate drugs of any kind. I used to do a few pills when I was younger, but I cant even be in the same room when someone is smoking a joint now. Drugs have done far to much damage to people I care about.
28. I've slept with three brothers (Not all at the same time)
29. I used to have loads of cats. But they had to go to the RSPCA when I moved out of my flat.
30. I absolutley love my friends and would do anything for them.
31. I can be an argumentative fucker when I know I'm right about something.
32. However I have no problem apologising and admitting when I'm wrong.
33. I think this is quite a noble quality in myself.
34. I'm quite small minded.
35. I have no get-up-and-go.
36. I wont strive to do any better for myself.
37. I'm not the sort of girl dreams come true for.
38. I give absolutley GREAT blow jobs.
39. And I'm pretty damn good in the sack (those of you guys who think that skinny girls are the way to go, you need to have sex with a big bird. If the thought makes you ill, get drunk and turn the lights off. We all look the same in the dark)
40. Although I did used to be much slimmer.
41. But then I did have an eating disorder!
42. I’ve only met 1 person from D-land, and she’s lovely.
43. I’d love to meet more but most of my buddies live too far away.
44. I get really annoyed when I don’t get any comments, because I am a petty child at heart!!
45. I love music, but my absolute fave song ever is Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen. Mcfly vocally destroyed that record, and it really got on my tits that anyone would even ATTEMPT to cover such a fucking good song.
46. I know both Kill Bill films word for word, and also the original Hairspray. And can I just say, that has been one of my fave films for years, and no-one has ever been interested in it. Now all of a sudden the remake comes out and everyone wants to borrow my copy of the original. NO!! You can kiss my big side-of-beef sized arse!!!!
47. I call all dogs “Pup” regardless of age, size, breed, whatever. I don’t know why I do this.
48. I HATE being told what to do. I don’t mind being asked what to do, but I get a real attitude with people who bark orders at me.
49. However, I LOVE telling other people what to do.
50. I cant stand 2-faced-ness (is that a word) I think it is the most revolting quality a person can have. If you have something to say about someone say it to them. And if you talk about them and they find out, don’t then deny it and make excuses. Its pathetic.
51. I also hate liars. I don’t mind fibs, But lies are another thing altogether. Lies destroy allsorts of things, relationships, friendships, careers……I have no problem with the odd fib to get yourself out of trouble, e.g Q why werent you at work today? A I wasn’t feeling too well. And you’ve blatantly been out on the lash the night before. But lies are another kettle of fish, and I hate them.
52. Ive just realised if I keep writing facts that long and going off on tangents, this list is going to take me 87 times as long.
53. I really fancy Pete Burns, and I know that makes me weird.
54. Other celeb crushes I have are Zach Braff, John C McGinley (bit scrubs based), Steve Jones, Ziggy from Big Brother (it’s the treat ‘em mean thing, it makes me tingle downstairs), Danny Dyer, and Sean from Eastenders. Oh, and Zac from Hollyoaks.
55. I know Hollyoaks is shite on a stick, but I’m addicted to it.
56. I’m obsessed with the Georgia Nicholson books. They are the funniset books I have evr read in my life. And even though I know they're for teenagers I cant stop reading them. Well everyone else reads Harry Potter!!!!
57. I have brown eyes.
58. I have size 5 feet.
59. I wear size 18 clothes (size 14 to you Americans. Would you be offended if I called you “Yanks”? Its just quicker to type) That sounds good. I’m a size 14. I havent been able to say that in 5 years. Dammit I'’m moving Stateside!!
60. I pick my nose. I know. I’m disgusting.
61. I don’t eat it or wipe it on anyone though. Well, not unless they annoy me.
62. I love my food and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
63. And all the stuff I love is complete crap.
64. McDonalds. Pizza. Chinese food. Pie’N’Mash. Bacon sarnies…………..
65, I have just made myself really fucking hungry!
66. If I was a punk Rocker I definitely would NOT wear flowers in my hair. In fact, I’ve never seen a punk rocker with flowers in their hair. Rings through their noses, yes. But no flowery hair.
67. I always thought it was hippies that wore flowers?
68. Who cares. I fucking hate that stupid somg.
69. I also hate “Lonely” By Akon. Why would you put the chipmunks on a n r’n’b song?
70. I hate the kid that plays Bo on Rodney.
71. I also hate June sarpo9ng because her mouth is too big, and Miquita Oliver because her face is too big. Then again if they met me they would probably hate me because my arse is too big. But you cant have everything.
72. I really REALLY want to go in the sidecar of a motorbike!!!
73. My fave pub in the whole world is Shooters. If you ever hear me mention Shooters it’s the best place I have ever been.
74. Other countries I have been to are Greece, Gran Canaria, St Lucia, America (FL), Ibiza, Majorca and Belgium.
75. Yet I have never been further North in the UK than Southport!
76. I absolutely hate onions. What is the point in them?
77. And peas.
78. I know a surprising amount of shark trivia.
79. But I am absolutley petrified of them.
80. I’ve never felt safe in the sea even in this country, and I have been proved right with god knows how many bloody Great Whites swimming around in Cornwall and Devon. It wont be long before theres one in Weston.
81. I hate the sun.
82. I dont mean the paper I mean the big ball of fire in the sky.
83. I don’t mind it on all day drinking days, but generally, when you’re fat, hot weather is not a good look.
84. I love winter!!
85. My best feature Physically is my nose.
86. My best feature non-physically is my honesty. I think.
87. I have fallen out with The Maffia more times t5han you can shake a stick at.
88. But we are getting on fabulously lately. Mostly because I keep getting her hammered for free.
89. Admit it, You’ve all known for years that my ideal job would be to work in a pub, right?
90. I think Family Guy is better than American Dad.
91. And (shock, horror) The Simpsons.
92. I do like a nice stroll now and again.
93. If I’m honest with myself and everyone else, I’m a little bit hungover today.
94. I love Will Ferrell and Steve Buscemi.
95. If someone made me choose between sex and food I really don’t think I could.
96. I used to have my tongue pierced.
97. And my nose.
98. When I die I want Don’t Stop me Now, Flying Without Wings, and Harmony played at my funeral.
99. I’m jealous of the country New Zealand. Because Stan went there for a year and that’s where he met the Sea Witch. And he says it was the best thing he ever did (going there I mean). So I think he likes New Zealand better than me.
100. No matter how many times I watch My Girl it still makes me cry.
101. I’m done!!! Ye fucking ha!

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