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He's a Horny Smurf, But He's MY Horny Smurf!!9:19 a.m.-2007-08-07 God I am so tired today. I ended up having to work last night (even though I dont normally do Monday nights, Monday is usually my short day), and it was dead. I mean there wasnt a soul in there. So I thought I would close the pub at 11. Boy did I think wrong!!! 10 to fucking 11 and a whole host of people came careening in! So an early close it was not. Stan went on a stag weekend this weekend, and it was on a barge. They were driving the boat themselves, so understandably I was a bit concerned that I may never see my boyfriend again. They got back yesterday at 11:30 in the morning and went straight to the pub. He didnt bother to let me know that he was back or anything. The only reason I knew he was back was because the pub I work in is next door to the pub we normally drink in, and, unfortunately for him, he chose the same time as me to go outside for a cigarrette. I was not amused. But he ended up coming in to my pub a bit later, and then we went home and had A LOT of fantastic sex, which is also partly why I am so tired. He may be an inconsiderate arse-face sometimes, but damn my boyfriend knows how to shag!!!! Something happened on Sunday night that was a bit disturbing. Me, The Maffia, and a girl she works with went to karaoke. There was a young girl there of about 13 who got up and did a few songs, and she was absolutely fantastic. She was there with her Dad and some of her Dads friends, and when she finished her song she went over to her Dad and he put his arm round her and said well done. Like any father would. A little later she got up to another song (ironially Family Portrait), and another geezer that was in there stood up while she was singing, and started shouting at her Dad "I've seen you touching up your daughter you paedo, you make me sick, you're fucking disgusting!!" And more of the same. The young girl carried on singing, although she was aware of a disturbance, and her poor Dad looked horrified!!! All he had done was give his daughter a hug because he was proud of her and he gets accused of being a pervert!!! We were on our way out to leave at the time and I even stopped and said to him that everyone could see he'd done nothing wrong, and the other guy had clearly had too much to drink, but he was really upset. Then his daughter finished her song and ran over to him and threw herself into his arms crying, saying "Why are they saying such horrible things Daddy?" It was really quite heartbreaking to see. It just made me think, what kind of world do we live in now, where a father cant give his own daughter a hug in public without being accused of being a paedofile?? Anyway, I dont want to end on a downer. Ever had so much good sex, that the tops of your legs ache? thats pretty much how I'm feeling right about now. I dont care though because, as i may have mentioned, it was fan-flipping-tastic. You know that episode of Sex And The City where Sam gets chatted up by that guy who's really short, but he's really good in bed? Thats my Stan!! He's short but really good in bed. Although I think if I called him a horny smurf the way Sam calls the guy in the programme, he may be a little upset.
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