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Spider-Jo, Spider-Jo.....Does Whatever A Spider-Jo Does1:22 p.m.-2007-07-31 So hello!!! You will all be very pleased to know that all the hours of work I have been doing are now starting to pay of nicely, and this week I may just about get through the week without spending every penny of my wages from the week before. And I have also bought myself many nice things and been out a few times aswell. Cant be bad! The weekend was pretty good. Friday me and Stan just stayed in and watched Big Brother and watched that stupid bitch Charley get practically booed back to South East London, where, quite frankly she should have stayed from the start, rather than subjecting us, and her poor housemates, to the ridiculous world of Charley the "South-East London It Girl". She thought she was gorgeous, she thought she was always right, and she thought the whole world loved her. Boy did she get a shock!!! I wish I could have been there just to hold up a banner that said "CHARLEY!! YOU ARE QUITE UGLY! I'M NOT BEING FUNNY BUT WHY DON'T YOU GET OVER YOURSELF!" but to be honest I dont think it would have made any difference at all. She would still a have thought she was something special. Saturday was a cool day. well as cool as it could be when I was working for most of it anyway. I worked in the kitchen, then during my break went and met Joey Baby, The Maffia, and Sean for a bit. Sean went travelling round the world fro a few months recently, but he's back now thank the lord. Boy did we miss him. Anyway, I then had to go back to work so they all came to my pub, and then loads of my other friends turned up, and they stayed most of the night!!! It was really groovy. Somehow Joey Baby managed to spend £180, as she kept buying everyone cocktails and shots, but I wasnt even charging her full price, so how she spent that much I really dont know!! She was absolutely hammered!!! As was The Maffia. Her battle cry for the entire night was "I love you. No, do you realise how much I love you? I just want you to know because if I die tomorrow, then at least I've told you. I'm going to live every day like its my last" She said this repeatedly while puckering up to me. And in the process making her face look like a bumhole. Nice. Its probably my fault though. She thought she was drinking single Southern Comforts, but they were actually triples. I do apologise to her boss as she didnt quite make it to work Sunday. How Joey Baby was still alive come Sunday is also a bit of a mystery if I'm honest. I got a call from her Sunday which terrified me to my very core. Her boyfriend Ian (not the same Ian she was with before that hit me), had gone home before her because he was hammered. So was she, but she refuses to realise when she has had enough and to call it a night. She is, after all, the girl who pukes on her own clothes. A LOT! Anyway, she got to Ians, and was knocking on the door, but because he was passed out he didnt hear her knocking. He lives on the top floor of a 5 storey block of flats. Anyway, rather than do the sensible thing and ring one of her friends, or possibly even more sensibly, go back to her own flat (which she still has, incidentally), Spider-Jo though it would be a good idea to climb up 5 storeys worth of scaffolding. after drinking for 14 hours. And doing at least 10 shots, and several cocktails, amongst the 15 or so double vodkas she had. She shouted through the window, wokeIan up, climbed back down the scaffolding, then went back in up the stairs. But then last time she got that drunk, she fell backwards off a 10 foot wall and lived. Spider-Jo really does have more lives than a cat. Thoughts on Big Brother in the comments if you have any!
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