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Well, today hasn’t gotten off to the best start. I woke up this morning to find that red monthly visitor had put in a guest appearance, and I had no tampons!!! And no money! How terrific, I cant think of a better way to start the day. Luckily I got to work and Vicki Star lent me a couple of quid to get some, but still. Not a good start to the day.

Anyway, I kind of skimmed over this subject yesterday but I was on a DAVIE rush (who, incidentally, is a miserable shite today) so didn’t go too much into detail, so I feel today I will say a bit more.

The first weekend I was with DAVIE, I stayed at his on the Saturday night, and spent the day with him on the Sunday and he was ringing and texting me constantly. It was really quite sweet (if a little annoying), but kind of gave the impression that it wasn’t just a shag. Anyway, the Sunday night I was absolutely shattered from the all night shagfest of the Saturday, so I was settling down quite early to go to sleep. It was about 9:30. anyway, I was snuggled under my quilt on my sofa, when I spotted a shadow on the wall, of a person lurking at my door. I was a little bit scared, I have to say. Then I heard that familiar “tap, tap, tap” noise that can only mean one thing. There is somebody at the door.

So I went to the door and opened it, and who should be stood there? Mallen. Now I’m not the most polite of people at the best of times, but when I have been scared witless, and disturbed of sleep, I’m not particularly receptive to guests. So my first words were not “Hello Mallen, lovely to see you, its been a while.” But more like “What are you doing here?” then I realised he had a PUPPY with him. A very very cute puppy that was all waggling and licky and scrumptious. Cue me going all girly and getting on my knees and saying things like “Hello pup, are you gorgeous? Are you? Look at you yummy thing, are you a little baby” all in a very high pitched silly voice, while rolling on the floor with puppy. Cue Mallen saying “You are SUCH a girl” well done Mallen, was it the breasts that gave it away? Or the vagina you have put your penis in?

Anyway, bear in mind I hadn’t seen him since the whole nipple infecting incident in August, I was a little surprised he had come by. So when I asked him what he was doing there?

“Oh I was just taking Max for a walk, and thought I hadn’t seen you in a while so I popped in to say hello.”

Ahem. Mallen has never once popped in “To say hello”. In fact every time he has popped by my place at all it has resulted in us having sex. So I think what he actually meant to say was

“I was just taking Max for a walk and I thought I hadn’t had a shag for a while so I’ll pop in and see Becky. She’s always up for it. However she may still be cross after the whole nipple infecting thing, so I’ll take puppy with me so as to melt the anger.”

As it happened though, he obviously couldn’t bring puppy into mine because of the cats. So I made him bring him up to Joey Baby’s so she could see him. And it turned out to be one of the only times I could have actually kissed Matt. Because all he did while Mallen was there was talk about DAVIE and how besotted he was with me. Well done Matt.

Anyway, theres the story. Something to set the day off with a bang. Oh, and if you leave comments, can you put your email addresses in the actual comment, because when Lisa e-mails me them the e-mail and homepage links don’t come up, and if you tell your e-mail addresses I can e-mail you thank-you’s!!!! she’s still e-mailing me some of your entries aswell, which is really cool. Clarity I wanted to be a guest writer!!!!!! E-mail me soon!

Anyway kids see you soon. Don’t forget. E-MAIL ADDRESSES!!!!!!!!!!

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