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anyway, all was well, because they didnt come into Sennies. however, in Sennies there was a swaggering man of about 45ish, who clearly wanted to smirt with someone (smirting is elderly flirting....dont be alarmed if you have never heard this saying before, me and lisa made it up). he was proper strutting round the place, stirring his icecubes in what i imagine he thought was an alluring way, looking for a poor elderly female to pounce upon. fortunately for the female population, he did not find anyone to attack (although he did remove his sweater from around his waist and place it round his shoulders to appear more attractive, which didnt work).

there were also 2 girls who were clearly 14. maybe even 13.

there was a boy who thought it was cool to swing a yellow bag. it really, really wasnt.

there was two girls who made me and Lisa look thin. we liked that a lot.

several people did karaoke and made me feel quite suicidal. pick a key to sing in! any key will do!

Lisa sang Black Velvet. it was ok, but she can do it better (sorry hun)

and John Young was in there. he once tried to force himself on me. i do not like him. however, there was a slight glimmer of hilarity when i said to Lisa "That bloke with John is absolutely minging!"

"yeah, thats the one i slept with" Lisa said

oh how i laughed.

anyway, we had just the one drink, and went to get some food. lo and behold, when we turn the corner who is sat there in a car looking his usual minging self? Mallen! the car is parkedright outside Pizza Giant which is where me and Lisa want to go and get our food from. as we walked past the car Mallen shouted "Alright Beck!" to which i acted all as if i hadnt seen him there already, took a step back, and went "Oh, alright?" and continued into Pizza Giant.

well, he already thinks of me as the fat funny one. i just confirmed it for him by letting him see me go into Pizza Giant.

when we came out, he and Andy were stood outside Latino's (which is next to Pizza Giant) talking to some girls, who, to be fair, looked about 16 and had on so much make-up they looked like they were in a Broadway show. in fact, i am suprised they could hold up their heads due to the weight of the make up. Andy made some sort of whooooing noise as we walked past but we ignored him. and to be fair, it looked as if the girls were talking more to Andy than they were to Mallen. i think i am the only girl in Weston stupid and blind enough to like Mallen especially as last night his eyes were proper glazed over and he looked like he was pilling his twat off. nice.

why do people look at two fat birds walking along with food and look in disgust? every person we walked past looked at us, looked at the food in our hands then sort of sniggered! i mean for fucks sake, how do they think we got fat in the first place? by not eating? it was doing my head in so i kept saying (very loudly)

"yes, look at us, Fat Birds eating! shocking!"

that will teach all those skinny bastards to mess with us.

anyway, if you want to read Lisa's account of last night go here because its quite similar.

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