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ok, from Katie

firstly, yes the milk thing does really work. i dont know what the butter thing is, so i dont know.

who was your first crush? why did you like this person? did anything amount from this situation? was there by chance, a life lesson learned?

well Katie, i dont know if you meant celeb crush or real life so i will answr the best i can. i never really lusted after celebrities (still dont) although when Take That were about i always liked Jason Orange. but i only liked him because nobody else did, they all liked Robbie Williams and Mark Owen. i did however have a real thing when i was 13 about Ricki Lake. not like a sexual, lesbian type thing, i think i just admired her for her huge weight loss, and liked her approachable, big-sisterly nature. i used to tape all of her shows and take everything she said as gospel. nothing ever amounted from the situation, although if someone wanted to fly me to New York to be in her audience i still wouldnt say no. is her show even on anymore? we dont get it over here now.

my first real life crush was one of the PE teachers at my school, Mr Thompson. God he was lush. me and mt friend Laura used to walk past the staff room a million times a day to get a glance of him. he wasnt a particularly nice teacher, in fact he was quite strict. but he had such fit legs in shorts that he used to make me feel all funny. i used to get all nervous and jittery whenever i saw him. nothing ever amounted from the situation because he was married (and i was a mad stalking schoolgirl), and i didnt learn any life lessons. but it made me have a 100% attendance record at school, so i suppose thats good.

you have the ability to change one thing about the world. what do you change and why?

hmmmmm thats a tough one. i would like to say i would get rid of money altogether because that way everybody would be the same, but that is totally unrealistic.

i would somehow make it so that people who want to have children and cant, would be able to. not like IVF or anything, a sure fire, 100% guarenteed to work, method of conception. so many women out there are unable to have kids (and men) and it causes those who do desire to be a mother so much pain. so thats what i would do. make a guarenteed way of conceiving.

Best pancake topping?

well i dont really eat a lot of pancakes. although those of you from across the pond eat them for breakfast, we actually only eat them one day a year (unless of course we get McDonalds breakfast, and who wants pancakes when you can have a McMuffin?). and while you guys smother yours in syrup, and butter, and Gawd knows what else, we actually only have a squirt of lemon and a sprinkle of sugar on ours. so thats what i will say is the best pancake topping. lemon juice and sugar.

what is your underwear music? (apparently underwear music is the music you listen to while depressed, and wearing only underwear and socks) how did it become underwear music? was it the deep lyrics or the mad beats? when did you last feel the need to bust out?

well Katie. although i can honestly say, that i have never ever listened to music in my underwear, i can grasp the concept of what it means. i think the main music to have on when i am depressed is the Beatles Number 1's album. i say this becasue, the night i found out Jason had gotten back with Jody while i was on holiday (after i had waited 2 years for him to finish with her), me and my Joey Baby got completely wankered, and went back to hers. i was so upset and because we always loved that Beatles album, Joey whacked it on, and we sange it at the top of our lungs. i broke down in hysterical tears later and Joey had to stroke my hair till i fell asleep, but we enjoyed our sing song. and we have used it as a method of forgetting about our troubles many times since. the other album that ths works with is Elton Johns Yellow Brick Road album, although only a few tracks off here work, which are Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (which me and Joey once sang on karaoke after drinking double vodka's for 9 hours. it was really special), Bennie And The Jets (which we actually sing Betchy and The Jets), I've Seen That Movie Too, and Harmony.

its not really the deep lyrics or the mad beats that work, i think its just that they remind us of a time when we were having so much fun all we did was go out and get drunk and enjoy ourselves. we have little dances to all of the songs and we know all the words, and they just really do the trick.

i'm not sure i really know what you mean by bust out. do you mean bust out into song? bust out of my clothes? i am a bit confused, but remember i am English, and we are not altogether normal.

would you sleep with Bill Gates, even if you knew there would be no monetary compensation, just to say "hey, i slept with Bill Gates. what have you ever done?"

well after referring to my last question entry, you should no that i rarely turn down sex, unless the guy is a complete minger, dull as a gravy boat, or shockingly bad in bed. not knowing if any of these are true of said Mr Gates, and the only thing i know about him being he has squillions of quids, i would have to say, yeah, why the hell not?

fab questions Katie i have to say. very much enjoyed.

Goingloopy would like to know, what is the one thing a guy can do or say that will instantly turn me off no matter how much i wanted to boink him before he said or did it?

well there are a few things tha could take place that would leave me dry as a bone but i would still go ahead with the sex most probably. because i thought afterwards that i regretted not doing it.

if i got down to his Mr Wiggly and it wasnt clean, that would really turn me off. in fact that has happened to me before, and while i love giving head, i cant do it if it smells. so i tend to just hop on top of it instead!!!

being really rough with my bits thats not very nice.

less than perfect teeth i can deal with, but if they look like he doesnt brush them, and there are all bits stuck in them or there is scummy residue on them, bleurgh.

and my number one top turn off? shouting my name out while in the act. i absolutely hate it. while guys love it and say things like "say my name, tell me how i turn you on" (or am i just really unfortunate in getting all the really vocal ones?) i cannot stand it if a guy is saying "oh Becky, oh Becky" over and over. i know what my name is thank you, you dont have to keep repeating it!!!!

Blazingstar would like to know what is my favourite time of day and why?

well i like it when it gets to about 4:30pm because that is when i finish work!!! then i know i can be off on my way, and i am free to whatever the hell i like for a few hours!!!!

and also, whats something embarrassing about yourself that you never EVER wanted to tell anyone?

well, i really really dont embarrass very easily. falling over, farting, admitting i have a small mole right near where the sun doesnt shine, its all the same to me. and i will say these sorts of things regardless of who is in the room. But once this guy called Scott spread it around Weston that i had crabs, and a load of lads said they had caught crabs from me, and they hadnt. so everyone thought i had them for a while and i couldnt get a shag for weeks. i was so worried i went to the doctor repeatedly to get checked for them, to the point where the doctor refused to check me for them again, becasue i didnt have them, it was just horrible boys winding me up. in the end i went and bought a load of headlice treatment and whacked that all on there, and consequently burnt all the skin and made it really sore. so thats when i decided to shave off all my pubic hair. and its never been back since.

ok, thats question time for today. thank you all for your questions, i am enjoying them very much!!!!

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