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you wont believe it.

i cant believe it.

its unbelieveable thats why.

until last night Emma had never seen "Beaches".

how can any female in the modern world not have seen "Beaches"? it is the ultimate chick flick!!! the film that all men hate and all women love!!! (except my Joey Baby, but she likes films like "Troy" and "King Arthur" so she's not altogether normal)

i was so devestated by the fact that i made Emma watch it last night. probably not the best film to make someone watch when you are trying to cheer them up, but she needed to see it. and she cried her eyes out.

i am such a good friend.

so yesterday i was working away (well chatting to Gaz on "Interrodate") and i got a text. from Wizz. saying "do you need a lift home tonight?" i text back saying i was going to my Nans, which is much further away. he text me back saying "i'll take you" so i text him saying "ok, be outside my work at 4:30". got outside at 4:30 and there he was. so he took me to my Nans, made small talk on the way (mostly about his Easter weekend away in Holland, and his numerous drunken phone calls to me. did i not mention them? probably because he was so drunk he may as well have been talking a foreign language, so i dont actually know what in the name of Fred Elliots meat cleaver he was talking about) then i got out of the car said "thanks for the lift" and out i got.

why is he phoning, texting, and giving me lifts? your guess is as good as mine. but as my beloved mother Cliff said to me

"well if he wants to give you lifts everywhere, fucking take advantage of it. he's not going to get anything out of it except an empty tank of petrol"

well said Cliff i could not have put it better myself.

in other news, i dont think i mentioned this before because of all the palava with Joey and Emma, but some bloke said to me on Saturday that i had a really fat arse (which, to be fair is true, hence my diary title. i just dont know why people feel the need to state the obvious to me) and i came back, with quite possibly the best comeback i have ever come back with:-

"yeah, you wish your dick was as big as my arse!!!"

happy days.

i have seen on a few peoples diaries requests for three photos of things that people want to see. well i dont have gold so cant show you pics, so, i am going to ask you to ask me three questions about me or my life, or my friends or whatever, that you want to know the answers to. i will be completely honest about everything, and i will do the entry tomorrow.

thank you to blazingstar for adding me as a fave. i need additions as everyone keeps deleting me. it is very upsetting.

ok, get out of here. i'm done.

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