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Gayla

i wouldnt mind, but i am carrying quite a heavy load with me. my tits must weigh three stone each. i'm telling you, its a hard life.

so, i managed to get through the first day of the Delightful Danny not being here relatively well. it was tough, but i am one strong lady. you would have to be made of steel to get through me (but not have a back of steel, hey Lisa?) the biggest fly in the ointment is that they have replaced the Delicious Danny with the Rather Annoying Roger. Rather Annoying Roger (or RAR as we will call him for short), is a rather unfortunate twit of a man who perves around all day just basically being a perv. he is middle aged with a limp, and sort of sneaks up behind you and starts a conversation. i will have to be careful while i am typing about him, because he could well sneak up and start reading what i am writing about him.

Anyway, RAR is a sort of sad fellow, and in some ways i feel a little bit sorry for him, because it would be clear to those with only one brain cell that he obviously has no friends. unfortunately that is where the sympathy ends because it is also clear why. his only conversation topics are

1. his Inspector Morse video collection. he is strangley proud of the fact that he owns every single Morse episode ever made.

2. His wife's migraines. i think he specially saves this subject for me though, because i am the only person on the section to also suffer with them. lucky me.

3. His false hip. False Hips have never been a fave conversation topic of mine, and they have become even less so since RAR has been here.

so they took away one of the mose beautiful specimens known to humanity and replaced him with this strangely put together "person"

and also, when the Divine Danny was here, it was a bit like having my own chauffeur (although called Danny, not Roland) because he gave me a lift home every night.

congratulations to the fabulous catz-eyes, the always spectacular clarity25, and the gorgeous thedevlyn who knew that my diary title does in fact come from the Wyclef Jean featuring The Rock song "It Doesnt Matter". also a special mention to Cookie who knew that the last diary title i had came from "Hot In Herre".

question of today (this is going to be new theme for a while)

What does your username mean? answers in comments please.

if you want to know what mine means you can click on "The Story Of My Username" at the top under extras's.

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