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it is not very often we have an attractive male within the office to brighten up our working day. and now we no longer do. he was a reason to get up and drag myself to work in the morning, through wind, rain and (albeit only sixteen flakes of) snow. i have no reason to put on my make-up in the morning anymore. but i will. just in case he re-appears as a nice suprise.

so today it is officially a week since i heard from Mallen. i am not that annoyed, as he lost his phone in his drunken state last Monday. so he has no way of ringing me. and even if he went to the phone box he still wouldnt have my number.

BUT!

he knows where i work and where i live. but i know what i am like, and if he was turning up at work and where i live i would be calling him a stalker-type freak.

and also i have his home phone number and i could call him on that. but i think that he should make the effort. especially as i dont want him as a boyfriend just as a friend that i have sex with. and thats all he wants me as. i think.

i really dont know how i feel about him.

on the one hand i do really like him. we get on well. he has got one of the nicest big willies i have ever seen. i love willies and when they are nice willies then that can make me like someone a hundred times more. just the fact that their willy is nice. i am so shallow.

we also have very good sex, he does say some of the sweetest things, and he has got a really nice big willy (have i mentioned that?)

on the other hand he is a bit weird. he looks a bit like an alien (although if you ask him what he thinks of his looks he says "stunning". i dont quite know why he thinks that, i have certainly never told him), he always wears the same clothes, he thinks he is really popular but isnt actually that popular, and he has a funny smell about him. not horrible. just not something i normally smell on people.

i am painting a lovely pic of him here arent i?

but he is strange. for example, the other day he was going through my school yearbook when he spotted a pic of a guy who was in my year, who is now a quite well known DJ round Weston, and goes by the name "Mumbles"

"oh, you know Mumbles?" Mallen says to me

"Yeah, i went to school with him."

"Yeah, he's a good mate of mine. i'm going to phone him"

i am not kidding you people, this is the conversation. bear in mind that on mobiles, the persons name comes up on the phone if you have their number stored in your phone memeory.

Mumbles: Hello?

Mallen: alright Mumbles?

Mumbles: Who's this?

Mallen: its Allen

Mumbles: who?

Mallen: Allen

Mumbles: Who?

Mallen: It's Allen mate. Allen Dare.

Mumbles: oh, alright?

Mallen: yeah mate, sound. what you up to, you playing tonight?

Mumbles: yeah, i'm on now.

Mallen: Playing it hard are you?

Mumbles: What?

Mallen: Playing it hard?

Mumbles: What?

Mallen: Playing it hard? the tunes? what is it garage night?

Mumbles: Nah, it Trance. listen i gotta go. who did you say this was again?

Mallen: its Allen mate. Allen Dare.

do you see what i mean about him thinking he is popular? i felt a little sorry for him actually because he had put Mumbles on speaker phone so that i could hear what great mates they were. and Mumbles didnt even know who he was.

and he asked me what year i left school.

Mallen: What year did you leave school?

Me: 1998.

Mallen: That was the year my son was first born

Me: Why, was he born more than once?

very very funny in anyones language. not in Mallens. he just lokked at me and said

"No, only once"

ah well. we shall see what happens.

two questions for you all today.

1) if i didnt find you first, how did you happen upon my diary?

2) can you tell me which song the current title of my diary comes from? the actual lyrics in the song are not "I got an ass the size of South America" but actually "She had an ass the size of South America"

ok i'm done.

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