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as you all know i can only really update at work. i get about ten minutes before work, an hour at lunch, and then up to an hour and a half after work. i also like to read diaries in that time, and reply to notes etc.

well, since Danny has been working here, he has been asking me to eat lunch with him in the kitchen. hence leaving me with no time to update. i know i shouldnt neglect my friends for a boy. but he is so pretty.

i cant believe the amount of typo's i made on my drunk entry on Saturday night. actually i can believe it. because i was more drunk than a skunk in a beer factory. and thats drunk.

so last week, as well as being completely exhausted from the intense first aid course i was participating in, i was also exhausted from all the flirty-flirtiness that was going on text wise with Allen and Danny. both of them were texting me all week. BOTH OF THEM! i think Danny was missing me not being in the office because he was also giving me daily phone calls. and said that he would give me lifts home all this week, if i gave him a blow job. i dont know if its a joke or not.

last Tuesday i got together with my friends Shelley and Claire. i havent mentioned them before because Shelley moved away about a year and a half a go and i dont even see her, so i tend not to see much of Claire. anyway, when the three of us get together it usually turns into a bit of a smutfest, and this time was no exception. before long we had our tops off and were taking pics of our boobs on my phone. the one of Shelley was paricularly impressive, as she was actually holding a bacardi bottle between her boobs. and Shelleys boobs are not small in any way, shape, or form.

well for some reason (i'm thinking the 6 glasses of wine), i decided to send the pic of Shelleys boobs to Al. he rang almost as soon as he got it saying "they cant be real!" he wanted me to send him a pic of mine, but i refused until he sent me a pic of his willy! for some reason my phone started playing up then and i couldnt open the picture attatchment, so we were sending each other dirty texts. then i fell asleep, and when i woke up in the morning i had loads of texts from him (some of them really nice).

he came round on Thursday night after this text conversation

Me: can you do me a favour?

Al: whats that?

Me: have you got a spare hour tonight?

Al: not really trying to get my decorating done. what did you want me to do for you?

Me: i got my first aid assessment tomorrow and no-one to practice on. dont worry i will fail!

Al: well, i cant have you failing, you will have done all this work for nothing. what time do you want me round? one condition, you cook me tea!

Me: ok, about half seven. and you will be rewarded. if you let me put you in the recovery position, you can put me in whatever position you want!

so he came round that night and we had very very good sex. i left him in bed when i went off to my exam in the morning, and we exchanged a few texts throughout the day.

the thing is, i think he thinks that i want more from him than i actually do. the more i see of him, the more i think "yeah we have good sex and get on well, but what have you got to offer me?"

he actually asked me what i liked about him. honestly. do you know what i said?

"we get on well and have good sex"

that was all i could think of! i asked him the same thing and he said

"you're funny, you're kind, you're beautiful, you give good head..........."

kind of put my list to shame really. then when i tried to think what i liked about Danny i could think of loads of things!

anyway, the biggest event of the week, was Saturday, when i met the fabulous avalonte and her gorgeous daughter K. i have to admit to being slightly nervous, not because i didnt know what to expect, just because it was the first internet friend i have met. i needn't have worried. it felt like we had met a hundred times before. almost as soon as i arrived it was like we had seen each other the day before or something. we have spent so many hours on the phone and texting that i cant believe i thought we may not have anything to talk about.

K is one of most charismatic children i have ever come across. she was a little shy at first but soon joined in and shared our jokes. she is so funny! i just wish the meeting could have been longer, but i had to leave at 7 to go to my Uncles party, which was the reason i was in town anyway.

one thing though. do not ever believe her if she moans about how she looks. she is tiny and gorgeous! to read her far more detailed and interesting account of our meeting go here. her version is much better than mine!!! (and i am a lazy bint).

anyway, just anoher quick bit of info before i have to go and do some work. Me and Lisa decided to go out on Monday night. why we thought this was a good idea on a weeknight remains to be seen, but we did. we went to Latino's where it is a pound a shot (oh yes, i like to also call this "Betchy Heaven"), and while we were sat in there a group of people walked past followed by a stumbling mess of a person who had clearly had far more than his capacity of alcohol.

"Theres' Allen" i said to Lis.

"Which one?" she asked

"The one that cant walk"

he was in a right state!!!!

we went to Senorita's along with Gay Dan (i dont like to call him that, but his name is Dan and he is Gay, so its a good name to call him). we had a few more drinks, i was starting to feel a little merry. When Al comes stumbling through the door. i wasnt sure whether i wanted to talk to him or not, given the state that i was in, but i did and he came and sat with us.

Lisa was calling him Mallen all night. this is very funny and here is why. we know a bloke called Tom Allen. Lisa knows him slightly more intimately than me, but whatever. anyway, we arent that keen on him. he is a bus driver and makes "hilarious" jokes when you get on his bus. for example

"Alright Beck"

"Alright.single to Becket road please. is that a pound?"

"No for you its two! hahahaha"

and

"Alright Lisa?"

"Alright."

"if i'd have known it was you waiting i wouldnt have stopped. hahahaha!"

what a comedian.

anyway, on a bit of a tangent there. the only reason i mention him is because we cut out the "om" in his name and just tend to refer to him as Tallen.

so on Monday, Lisa decided to start calling Al "Mallen" because she thinks he is minging. so its kind of the same thing as with Minging Nick, with the "inging" cut out. he therefore becomes "Mallen"

we found it funny.

Lisa was a bit drunk and started her favourite drunk battlecry "so, do you like my girl Becky?" to which said repeatedly that he did, and that he really fancied me.

lets cut to the chase because this story is getting so long now that i am starting to bore myself.

basically he came back to mine. we didnt have sex because he was too drunk. we did, however fool around a bit, and i stuck my finger up his arse! just to see what had happened. suffice to say that had he been capable of a hard on, it could have been quite explosive, because the noises that came out of him were like nothing i have ever heard come from a man before (and i dont mean disgusting noises, i mean moaning and groaning)

next morning, i got up and went into the lounge (after ringing in sick for work) and thought that maybe he would get up shortly. he woke up now and again to ask for things (like milk and a cuddle etc), but he didnt get up. finally at 5pm i got fed up, went in there and gave him a blow-job. then we had sex for a bit, and fell asleep with him on top of me.

next thing i knew it was nearly 9 o'clock!

i got up and he followed, and i really wanted him to go home by this point. i wanted to order a pizza, and didnt want to order it while he was still there because

A) i didnt want to look like a fat bloater,

and

B) i didnt want to share it.

he finally went home at about 10ish. and my pizza was lush.

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