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morning!!!!

well i know you will all be expecting tales of drunken debauchery, laughing crying, and many more things in between. as that is how my weekends normally are.

i have shocking news.

i didnt go out.

not once.

how upsetting.

friday night i got drunk at home, and watched borats television programme. did anyone watch the ali g show? borat was the reporter from kazikstan in the grey suit. me and lisa first discovered borat about 2 years ago, and we loved him so much we constantly spoke with his accent. to the point where, even if we tried to talk normally we couldnt. it was very funny. well he has his own programme now. just him. oh my god i was in tears of laughter. i could not breathe i was laughing so much. respect to borat.

i also got a text from avalonte to say she hasnt been on d-land because she has a prob with her phone line, just in case any of you were worried!!!

saturday night i went to bingo with my nan and my auntie jackie. god bingo is pointless. and they all take it so seriously. and the people who play it, literally live for bingo and nothing else. and they are all the most unfortunate of shapes. there must have been 3 times as many chins as there were people there. all shovelling more of the greasy bingo food down their necks. sweating with excitement at the prospect of winning 20p on the tabletop bingo. and my nan quite literally knows everybody there. its like a little community.

"hello betty, how did the hip replacement go?"

"well i've got to have the other one done, and it has made it difficult to get about."

but i see you managed to make it to bingo ok!!! it was touch and go for a while though.

no matter what has happened to them, drastic operation, pet running away, hurricane blown their house down, husband dying, they all still make it to bingo. can you believe it?

we went down the pub after bingo, and i stayed round at my nans and watched lolita, with jeremy irons. what a sick fuck that dude was!!! not jeremy irons, he was obviously in character, but what kind of freaktard wants to have sex with a 12 year old girl??? my god, i was shocked by the content of that film. mind you she wasnt quite right either, old lolita. what kind of mixed up girly goes trying it on with a man of that age anyway?

sunday i didnt get up until 1pm. it was soooooo nice. had a nice dinner at my nans, and was supposed to be going out with emma but she had no money so we didnt go out. so i sat at home by myself and got drunk and watched romeo and juliet.

it was quite depressing actually. i hate not going out all weekend. when my granddad was giving me a lift home last night, i was thinking "please let someone phone me up to go out, or let someone come round", but no-one did. its bloody typical. when i want a nice relaxing evening by myself where i can go to sleep whatever time i want, the world and its wife decide they want to come round for a bit of a visit. when i would actually welcome the company, no bugger can be bothered.

i did phone vicky yesterday, because, this is going to sound really bad, i knew she was going out on saturday night. and i knew fent would probably be out aswell. and i wasnt there to supervise. so i phoned her to see where she went and if she saw anyone, but they went to places that fent wouldnt be caught dead in, and she didnt see anyone out, so thats ok. i dont know if she twigged that i was checking up on her, probably not, she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

oooh, i forgot to pop this in my entry on friday. have you all read the entry "during the war...."? about my experience of going out with the three brothers dean, jason and wizz? jason and wizz both broke my heart? anyway, me and dean have remained friends because, basically we were kids when we went out. i was only just 18, and he was 17. anyway, he has broken up from his long term girlfriend lisa, they were together before he went out with me, broke up for 6 months the got back together, that was like, 4 years ago. well they have broken up for good now apparently, and he (and jason) work with vicky's boyfriend jansen. and dean told janse, to tell vicky, to tell me, that now he and lisa have broken up, would i like to get together with him one night? is he mad? is he madder than brian mad of madcastle? i think so!!! i mean, oh my god. dean is the youngest and i went out with him first, what does he think, i'm going to do the rounds again? see if they have improved with age? this family haunts me, i swear. everyone is somehow connected to them, even if i am not in contact with any of them (by contact i mean shagging), even if i havent spoken to (shagged) any of them for ages, they somehow crop up. like jansen working with dean. like vicki star going out with danny (jasons girlfriends brother). they spent all day saturday with jason and jody, and vicki took some pictures on her phone of their baby. but somehow there is always someone along the way that can fill me in on what they are up to. and i dont want to know!! but at the same time i do want to know. if you havent read the entry about it, you need to!!!

so anyway, a shit weekend really.

oh and my cats are absolutely smothered in fleas. last nigh a flea jumped in my ear, so i did, quite literally, have a flea in my ear.

which was nice.

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