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this is my todays real entry. if you click back one, i have written a UK translations list, and its been added as a link on the right, along with my cast list.onewetleg told me how and i done it myself. proud!!!! are you proud of me? i am proud of me.

you may also notice the different font. this also courtesy of the legend of jj.

anyhoo, hardly any of you bothered to answer my pop quiz last week, so here are the answers:

1. evanescence:- my immortal

2. sean paul & sasha:- i'm still in love with you

3. elton john:- benny & the jets (i knew soverycherry would get it!)

4. the beatles:- in my life

5. destiny's child:- so good

6. no doubt:- its my life

7. big brovas:- baby boy

8. white stipes:- seven nation army

9. puddle of mud:- blurry

10. maroon 5:- this love

so thats that.

anyway, i had some suprise visitors last night. sat quite happily watching "honey i ruined the house" when there was banging on my window. fenton and boss had come round to see me. they were on their way to a party round the corner from me, and decided to pop in and see me before they went. fenton said "you seemed a bit fed up yesterday, so we thought we would come round and cheer you up." bless him.

they stayed about an hour and a half, and tried to get me to go to the party with them, but i wasnt really in the mood. still i thought it was nice of them to pop round. and they both smelt really nice. and fenton had on a white shirt and looked gorgeous. i didnt tell him that though. i said "why are you all dressed up like a dogs dinner?" see, me, being a twat, throwing him off the scent. i could have said "you look nice and smart." but no, i have to take the piss out of him. what a twat.

it came to my attention a few months ago, that i am the unfortunate recipient of the cliff gene. cliff is my mum, and i call her this because of her facial hair. anyway, i was shocked and saddened a few months ago, to be applying my lippy, and notice a smattering of hair on my upper lip. not in quite as full force as cliffs, but definately there. do you know what cliff said?

"its because you smoke."

"how does smoking affect it?" i argued

"everyone who smokes has a hairy upper lip." said cliff

"no they dont. all my friends smoke. they dont all have hairy lips. i am the only one with a hairy mother, and i am the only one with a hairy lip. its your fault, dont blame me smoking."

"well in that case becky, you should start dieting now. you dont want to be fat AND hairy."

what kind of parenting is that? i ask you is that any way for a mother to talk to her child? that will cost me thousands of pounds in therapy in later life.

another thing, i have been wearing the wrong size shoes for years. years and years. i have always worn a 6, yet me and joey baby discovered the other weekend that i have exactly the same size feet as her, and she is a size 4. so i have been wearing shoes that are 2 sizes too big for years. i blame cliff for that too.

just over a year ago, there was a customer at work who fancied me. we'll call him mr ali, because, well, that was his name. he was a coloured guy. he didnt so much fancy me as he did stalk me. and one tuesday he turned up in balmoral. how he knew that was my local i dont know. anyway he came in, and he had actually just come out of a rehab for cocaine and alcohol abuse. i had quite a few double vodkas down my neck, and he started to seem less creepy and more.......attractive. he wasnt ugly but he had these eyes that stared right into you. oo-er. anyway, if you drink 12 double vodkas on a tuesday, you can only blame yourself for the consequences. he was telling sally how much he liked me, and sally convinced me he was really sweet. the alcohol was slightly clouding my judgement, so i invited him back to mine. we had a couple more vodkas (he was in rehab for 6 months, out 2 days, 1 night with me and he is back on the drink. what does that say about me?) and we went to bed. he was extremely well endowed, but i must admit i wasnt enjoying it that much because i didnt fancy him, and i was so drunk i was near unconcious. anyway, he suddenly said "roll over on to your front". i thought "oh bless him, he's going to tickle my back so i can fall asleep." so i turned over, and the dirty sod licked my arse. LICKED MY ARSE!!!!! i couldnt believe it. could not believe it. i had to ask him to leave after that.

so anyway, thats my randomness for today. leave me lots of notes, just because, well just because i love you all so much xxx

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